They made a statue of us
And put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs, have fun
Have fun

They´ll name a city after us
And later say it´s all our fault
Then they´ll give us a talking to
Then they´ll give us a talking to
´Cause they´ve got years of experience

We´re living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We´re living in a
Den of thieves
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagio-ah-us
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagio-ah-us

We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not ´cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep

We´re living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We´re living in a
Den of thieves
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagio-ah-us
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagio-ah-us

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptor´s marble sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust

We´re living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
Were living in a
Den of thieves
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious
And it´s contagious