This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
What´s you´re problem Dickhead

[1st Verse]

Don´t kick my dog dickhead
Don´t beep at me dickhead
Why d´you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Theres a dickhead in you´re mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don´t want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why d´you piss me off in first class dickhead
I´m not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin´ Raas Clart
Where´s the Chorus dickhead

[Chorus]

Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you´ve gone off me, don´t be so sloppy..baby
Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I´m so lovely...baby

[2nd Verse]

If you diss me you´ll sell copy dickhead
What d´you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
break you´re shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They´ll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They´ll kick fuck out of you
You´re going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance

I wasn´t looking at ya´ bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the fuck are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I´ve found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it dickhead

Where´s the chorus...no chorus.. dickhead

[Chorus 2]

Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you´ve gone off me, don´t be so sloppy..baby
Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I´m so lovely...baby

[The Tofty Rap]

I´ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I´ve got a bucket of shit
I´ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I´ve got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
I´ve got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I´ve got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no REAAL shit!

[3rd Verse]

Why d´you cut me up in my car dickhead
Why d´you say bad things ´bout my bra dickhead
I´ve got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don´t wake up dickhead
Who gives a fuck dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you cos you´re a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he´s a dickhead too like you, dickhead

[Chorus 3]

Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you´ve gone off me, don´t be so sloppy..baby
Isn´t it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I´m so lovely...baby

Dickhead