Did you do that girl that was in that soap
... Did ya
Will you save the whale,
Will you be Bob Hope... Will ya
I´ll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like
A celebrity village bike with a mike
I get more press when there´s a war on

Come sing a song with me
A simple symphony
I´ll be a karaoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how I´m dancing... love

Justify what you get paid... Can ya
Doctors save lives and you get laid
... Don´t ya
Apologize for the job that you do
It would be nice if you were talented too
I think you better lock up your daughter

Come sing a song with me
My simple symphony
I´ll be a karaoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how I´m dancing... love

(Instrumental soft spoken words)

Everyone say You´re pretty
Everyone say I´m handsome
{Repeat several times}

{Fade}