I´ve sung some songs that were lame
I´ve slept with girls on the game.
I´ve got my Catholic shame
Lord I´m in purgatory
Basically it´s all come-on talk for me

I wasn´t me when we met
You haven´t lost my respect
I´m here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me?

So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon

Don´t wanna piss on your parade
I´m here to make money and get laid
Yeah I´m a star but I´ll fade
If you ain´t stickin your knives in me
You will be eventually

To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I´m glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.

And I can´t talk in a crowd
When I´m alone I´m too loud
You´ve done your daddy´s proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You´ve all been so nice to me

So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon

Oh Lord
I feel
Nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far

I got too many regrets
I´ve smoked too many cigarrettes
I´ve had more blondes than brunettes
I´m not expecting your symphathy
But it´s all been too much for me

So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon

[repeat]