Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Ok then back to basics, grab
your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk
faces and make your body move
in the following places
Goes up your back and then
down your spine and when it
hits your head...

Ok then back to bass-heads,
dance like you just won at the
special Olympics
I got the rudebox off the back of a
spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy,
split yer kecks
Sing a song of semtex, pocket
full of Durex, body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes),
will you wear your knee socks (oh)
Back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy
where we just never stop
I´ve got one design and that´s
to funk you to the top
Know what´s on my mind,
there´s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that´s to bump
you till you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox,
´cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox,
´cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship,
take both pills, fuck the matrix
Jack those Jills, shake your Playtex,
rock three stripes, not the Asics
A.D.I.D.A.S. old school ´cause
it´s the best (yes)
TK Maxx cost less (yes)
Jackson looks a mess (bless)

Ok then what to do,
if you try to jack me I´ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I´ll rudebox your
whole crew ´cause it´s what I do
Ain´t that right boo (true)

I´ll ride with you if you can
get me to the border
´Cause the Sheriff´s after me
for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this (you did it like that)
I love it when you double clap, clap

Got this double fantasy
where we just never stop
I´ve got one design and that´s
to funk you to the top
Know what´s on my mind,
there´s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that´s to bump
you till you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox,
´cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox,
´cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line,
make your body shape like
you´re stood on a lanmine
Call me on my mobile not the
landline and jack the mainline
at the same time

Ok this is what we do,
got a jam so fresh it´s nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808
for the bass to drop
Ok then what´s the fracas,
grab your cardy, your lead
hat and your bus pass
You don´t sweat much fort a fat lass
Grab your rudebox ´cause your
box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show, I got high
speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box
are the cherrio
I know I told you before,
did you hear me though

Got this double fantasy
where we just never stop
I´ve got one design and that´s
to funk you to the top
Know what´s on my mind,
there´s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that´s to bump
you till you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox,
´cause you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox,
why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox