What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That´s what you get for all your trouble
I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he´ll never phone ya
I´ll never fall in love again
Don´t you know that I´ll never fall in love again

Dont´ tell me what´s it all about
´Cause I´ve been there and I´m glad I´m out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I´m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get a life of pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I´ll never fall in love again
No, no, I´ll never fall in love again

I´m out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I´m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I´ll never fall in love again
Don´t you know that I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again