You taste of potato chips in the morning
Your face has the Marlon Brando club calling
And who would have thought that I´d owe it all to Tulsa?
And that fat guy with the green shirt that we both signed together
Once he hears the song, won´t live it down forever

Your suit was the whitest thing since you-know-who
I fear that that savior I mentioned may be you
And who would have thought that I´d owe it all to Tulsa?
And that poor girl who waited in the rain for hours to meet me (not you, baby!)
Once she hears that song, won´t live it down completely

And I owe it all to Tulsa, Oklahoma
This is just a reminder of the antique shop that I want to go back to and visit when it´s open
In Tulsa, Oklahoma
Just in case you don´t appreciate this song about you!