You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things
I like to talk about Jesus Christ
Cos I wonder what would happen if He passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in him?
Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?
Well, I bet he´d be cool
I bet He be damn good looking
I bet that He smelt divine
I´m not talking about Calvin Klein´s Obsession
Just one of those people smell good all the time
There´s no reason why
What would He wear
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or prefer Urban Outfitted?
I don´t think so
Well, I bet He liked Gaultier
But you´d never find him in it
I bet He liked Gaultier
Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
You know every once and a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things
And tonight I´d like to talk to you about Jesus Christ
´Cos I wonder how we´d deal if He just passed you by
I bet he´d be a star
I bet my star wars figures He would be a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing
Prima donna, then he´d appear on Oprah
You know what? I don´t think so
Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus
Time Square, the walk of fame
At Christies He could easily become a regular
D´you know what? I don´t think so
I bet my speeder bike he´d turn his back on all of that
Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
Some people have just got it
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley
Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million
And you know what I´m talking about
Well I´ll bet He was cool
Man I bet that cat was so damn good looking