(chorus):
Spam
It´s pink and it´s oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It´s made in Chernobyl
Spam

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn´t have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

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To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I´d grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

(repeat chorus)

S-P-A-M
Don´t you know it´s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again

S-P-A-M
Don´t you know it´s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There´s one meat by-product that´s best by far
It´s

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