If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I´d lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.

I´d be chatting on the interweb;
maggots prey upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I´ll permanently hit the hay -- hey.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,
I´ll be heading for electric chairs.
I´m only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

You´re too young to be this empty girl
I´ll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you´ll be my down fall.
But I call and I call and I call.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

I don´t know what I want.
I don´t know what I want.
I don´t know what I want.
I don´t know what I want.
I don´t know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don´t know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don´t know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don´t know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

(Woah!)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.