J.D.]
Let´s face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I´m proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that´s why I keep them inside.
´Cause this bear can´t bear the world´s disdain,
And sometimes it´s easier to hide,
Than explain our

[J.D. and Turk]
Guy love,
That´s all it is,
Guy love,
He´s mine, I´m his,
There´s nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[Turk]
You ask me ´bout this thing we share,

[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,

[Turk]
It´s guy love

[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.

[Turk]
We´re closer than the average man and wife,

[J.D.]
That´s why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

[Turk]
You know I´ll stick by for the rest of my life.

[J.D.]
You´re the only man who´s ever been inside of me.

[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

[J.D.]
There´s no need to clarify,

[Turk]
Oh no?

[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It´s like I married my best friend,

[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.

[J.D. and Turk]
Let´s go!
It´s guy love,
Don´t compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[J.D.]
I´ll be there to care through all the lows.

[Turk]
I´ll be there to share the highs.

[J.D. and Turk]
It´s guy love,
Between two guys.

[J.D.]
And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It´s not what it implies.

[J.D. and Turk]
It´s guy love
Between
Two
Guys