Ms Miller:
Dr. Cox, I´m not crazy!
Dr. Cox:
Am I still singing?
Patti:
Singing like a bird

J.D:
Dr. Cox, huge news!
I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours!
Bumper buddies!

Dr. Cox:
Still, you´re not ne-he-hearly as bad as her
Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don´t see why not

It´s your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

J.D:
Oh, by the way, last time Kim was in town, we got some appletinis and poured ´em on her good parts!

Dr. Cox:
See now, Newbie, that´s the thing you do that drives me up a tree
´Cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be!
So I´m stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son
It makes me suicidal and I´m not the only one
No, I´m not the only one

Janitor:
It all started with a penny in the door
There was a hatred I had never felt before
So now I´ll make him pay, each and every day
Until that moussed-haired little nuisance...is...no...more

Dr. Cox:
So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane, and Sue
Like Moesha, Kim, and Lillian, Suzanne and Betty-Lou
See, regardless of the names I pick, my feelings are quite clear
You´re a pain in every day of every month of every year!

Ms Miller:
Dr. Cox, you gotta help me, ´cause I really am distressed!
Can´t you find another option, won´t you run another test?

Dr. Cox:
If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor
Please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest!

J.D:
I think what my bumper-buddy is trying to say...
Ms Miller: Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth, or I swear to God I´ll shut it soon!
Dr. Cox:
Congratulations, we´ll schedule your test this afternoon