Ted:
So, Carla, when will you be back?
Carla:
Not for a year
Ted´s Band:
(Gasp) A year?
Carla:
Not for one long, long year

Ted´s Band:
Mmmm, mmmm....
We understand you love that kid, but this ain´t no way to treat us
Nurse Roberts:
And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus!
Doug:
When you leave us all, we´ll be upset
Janitor:
Look out -- that floor is very wet

All:
We´re gonna miss you, Carla
We´re gonna miss you ´round here!
We´re gonna miss you, Carla
We´re singin´ this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

Ted:
Who´ll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?
Dr. Kelso:
Who´ll treat my gay son´s rash and be discrete?
Todd:
Who´ll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?
Carla:
"Pincho chiquito"
Todd:
Thanks! I´m usin´ that!

All:
Ooooh, we´re gonna miss you ´round here
We´re gonna miss you, Carla
We´re singin´ this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

Turk:
My baby´s made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice ´cause she´s the brand-new Mama Turk!

Carla:
He´s right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart

All:
We´re gonna miss you, Carla
We´re gonna miss you ´round here!
Ted:
I need a tissue, Carla!
All:
We´re singin´ this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?

Turk):
Lunch!

Carla:
It´s gonna be a long, long year