Whatever, don't matter
by Shakira Parody
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Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don´t understand the words I say,
There´s no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken´ body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,
Good news for you, I´m double jointed, too
Whatever, Don´t Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won´t go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I´ll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won´t go nowhere,
Lucky, that my hips arn´t only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin´,
Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,
Whatever, Don´t Matter,
You wouldn´t listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won´t go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won´t go nowhere.
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don´t understand the words I say,
There´s no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken´ body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,
Good news for you, I´m double jointed, too
Whatever, Don´t Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won´t go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I´ll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won´t go nowhere,
Lucky, that my hips arn´t only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin´,
Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,
Whatever, Don´t Matter,
You wouldn´t listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won´t go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won´t go nowhere.