Been in the pub since half past five
All day long I´ve laughed and cried
I´m like you I need a drink or two
Mum´s down the bingo it´s Friday night
Dad´s down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight
I´m alright I know what I want tonight

I´m gonna get my end away
I´m gonna get my end away
I´m gonna get my evil way

I don´t know what I´m doing
But I don´t care
I´d better go to the loo
I´m just about to...bleugh
But I´m like you I need a drink or two
I wanna girl but there´s nothing in here
Just old men and pints of beer
But I´ll be alright if I get what I want tonight

I wanna get my end away
I wanna get my end away
I wanna have my evil way

Oh look at that Harry lovely innit
Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that
What could you do with that
I could do with that definitely
Oi darling, over here love, come on
Come and have a good time with us

I wanna get my end away
I wanna get my end away
I wanna have my evil way