Mary said come over and you can be my lover
It could be all a wind up, I´ll have to make my mind up
But if you hurry up you won´t see my mother
It could be just a wind up, I´ll have to make my mind up

She said come on over and sit on Mary´s sofa

I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa
It could be just a wind up, I´ll have to make my mind up
Her mum´s gone down the offie
There´s only time for coffee
I´ll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up

But she said come on over and sit on Mary´s sofa

Mary´s mum´s on holiday
She´s not coming back what can I say
Mary´s mum´s on holiday
She´s not coming back it´s Saturday

I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her
It could be all a wind up, I wish she´d make her mind up
Better wear a condom
I said I haven´t got one
She said you´re just a wind up
All I wanted was a bunk up

She said come on over and sit on Mary´s sofa
Mary´s mum´s on holiday