The car won´t start - it´s falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose
My hair when flat - man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I tought things couldn´t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress - I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
BRIDGE
This job ain´t worth the pay
Can´t wait ´til the end of the day
Honey, I´m on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
CHORUS
Honey, I´m home and I had a hard day
Pour me cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I´m back, my head´s killing me
I need to relax and I watch TV
Get off the phone - give a dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I´m home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud ´cause it hurt like hell
This job´s a pain - it´s so mundane
It sure don´t stimulate my brain
BRIDGE
CHORUS
Oh, rub my neck will you
CHORUS
I´m home, that feels much better