I´ve know a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you´ve got being right down to an art
You think you´re a genuis - you drive me up the wall
You´re a regular original, a know-it-all
BRIDGE
Oh-oo-oh, you think you´re a special
Oh-oo-oh,you think you´re a something else
Okay, so you´re a rockey scientist
That don´t impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don´t get me wrong, yeah I think you´re alright
But that won´t keep me wram in the middle of the night
That don´t impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And comb up his sleeve - just in case
And all that extra hold gel in you´re hair oughtta lock it
´Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
BRIDGE
Okay, so you´re Brad Pitt That don´t impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don´t get me wrong, yeah I think you´re alright
But that won´t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don´t impress me much
You´re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can´t believe you kiss your car good night
C´mon baby tell me - you must be jokin´, right!
BRIDGE
Okay, so you´ve got a car
That don´t impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don´t get me wrong, yeah I think you´re alright
But that won´t keep me wram in the middle of the night
That don´t impress me much
You think you´re cool but have you got the touch
Don´t get me wrong, yeah I think you´re alright
But that won´t keep me wram on the long, cold, lonely night
That don´t impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you´re Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don´t impress me