Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk
Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet
I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any
Who´s successful and complain that I can´t keep a job!
I´m not human, not human, I´m special
I´m not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

My sister, she´s got 3 babies
But she don´t remember who their daddy is
She was on Girls Gone Wild showin´her stuff
Now she´s a porn star, we´re so proud of her
She´s not human, not human, she´s special
She´s not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

What that, you´re looking for a donation?
Save the whales, feed the children?
Feed the children to the whales
I´m savin´up for a big screen TV!