(Holder & Lea)
Oh there were five ten fifteen men
Bouncing beer bellies
And they´re dancing round again
Two four six and maybe eight
Rowdy people rocking
Giving it the G.B.H.

Chorus:
It´s hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It´s so hard having fun nowadays

C´mon let me tell ya
There were hard case men about the house
Dreaming of Samantha
In a well filled blouse
Black white yellow livewires
Getting on together
Like a house on fire

Chorus

High jinx everybody quit it
Looking all around me
Like a bomb has hit it
Knock knock anybody there
Piccadilly is a circus
Leicester is a square