(Holder & Lea)
Roll it on roll it on

Old Funny Farm ain´t no home
Joe was sittin´ there on his own
sittin there a pissin´, missin´ all the kissin´
wishin´ that he wasn´t alone.

CHORUS

I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news

All of the cuckoos at rest
one flies away from the nest
finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty
she make the hair stand up on his chest

CHORUS

All he needed was a little bit of company
just to help him take away some of the misery
All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy
Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all

Joe he got a shot in the arm
and now he´s sleepin´ back at the farm
Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it
He never done nobody no harm

CHORUS