(Alien)
I am Sir Dogg, DPG fuck... and I hate water.
I never learned to swim....
AAAAH! PUT ME DOWN!!!! Let go of my leg!!!
I HATE WATER!!!! I CAN´T SWIM!!!! AAAAH!!!!!

(Snoop)
Now matter where I go, you got´cha eyes on me,
And everybody sittin´ around waitin´ on me,
Show us how you do it Uncle Snoopy,
So fluid wit´ your technique, y´all niggaz gon´ respect me,
Man, I been doin´ dis´ shit before I even learned how to crawl though,
Gettin´ interviewed by mothafuckaz like Geraldo,
And niggaz wanna know if I smoke Newports or Marlboros?
Man, I´m fuckin´ wit´ dat real shit, nigga can you feel dis´?
I make dat shit for the realest of millions,
While I´m wheelin´ and dealin´ and feelin the feelin´,
Hmm... and oh what a relief it is,
That Snoop is back in dis mothafucka handlin´ his biz,
Takin´ care of his kids and makin´ hits, oh shit,
There it is again, you never know if your career might flop, fizz
So, stay on your toes and keep a pair wit´cha foes,
And keep a set of new hoes and floatin´ and tie da bow,
Fuck these niggaz and peep out Whitey Ro (?),
Somebody told? Well then, somebody gettin´ rolled on,
And that´s usually how the scenario rolls on,
Baby girl said she wanna keep her clothes on,
She either fuckin´ gettin´ stole on or gotta stroll home,
Well number one, keep your hand on your gun,
And don´t (don´t) trust (trust) anyone (anyone, one, one.....)

Ohh... you can´t trust nobody baby.... you can´t even trust your own Mama!!!
This is Snoopy Collins.... trust no one.... especially a bitch....
Or even a bitch-ass nigga.... Yo Ha!!!!

T-R-U-S-T in me, I´m sexy but I´m pussy,
The homies in the hood call me Lil´ Bo Peep,
And you da type a nigga I been dyin´ ta meet,
So Snoopy, what´chu tryin´ to do?
Now hold on lil´ mama, ain´t no reason for me to lie to you,
Now what I´m tryin´ to do, and what I´m gon´ do,
Is hit this bud, I got a wife at home,
Bitch I ain´t lookin´ for none, you might got kids for cuz, or down wit´ bud
Pushin´ them dubs, look here cuz,
Lemme tell you how it´s gon´ be
If I was broke loc, these bitches wouldn´t want me
I´m tellin´ you the good-god truth, you want proof?
Ask them hoes over there, "Y´all wanna fuck Snoop?" (yeah!)
We´ll take the money and the game away,
I bet they won´t say the same that day,
But it´s okay, cuz I don´t trip,
Cuz "Bitches ain´t shit but hoes and tricks",
I thought I told you, bitch I´m a soulja,
East side, long beach, gang-bang roller,
From the solar, cuz this, is it,
Can ya dig it? (I can dig it!!!)
Jelly Roll pulled a rabbit out his hat,
I pull a strap out my mothafuckin´ back (Aaah!), cuz I know it´s like dat,
I´m in a meetin´ wit´ these white folks talkin´ bread,
They want a contract on a nigga till´ I´m dead,
If I don´t sign they gon´ turn me over to the feds,
They struck me out, now I´m pinch-hittin´ for the Reds,
But I´m a Dodger blue, so I gotta keep it true,
I gotta home-run, nigga we long gone,
I´m realizin´, justizin´, visualizin´,
Rip-ridin´, put mines in,
Takin´ this game to the next level,
Trustin´ no one, especially them Red Devils,
Keep ya head level, hand on my get-up,
Stay on the red-up, pimpin´ ain´t easy, but there´s a whole lot of fed-up,
And like I told you from the get-go, don´t trust no one (no one, no one),
And like I told you from the getti, don´t trust no one...

(Alien)
OH NO!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!
I HATE WATER, I CAN´T SWIM!!!! I NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM!!!!
I SHOULDN´T HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!!! I PUT ALL OF MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!
AND YOU TOOK ME TO THE WATER..... OH NO!!!!