Tonight is a night for ex boyfriends
I´m trying to call all my ex boyfriends
´Cause i feel alone
And i need one of my ex boyfriends to be here with me
Just like my friend or more

Tonight is a night for ex boyfriends
But i think i hate all my ex boyfriends
It´s funny em?
I can only call my american ex boyfriend
They´re not to mean but they´re to far for sex, sex, sex, sex

So i give a message to all my ex boyfriends saying :
Hey what´s up?
How are you my friend?
Coming to New-York soon, would you be my fuck friend
You´ll never reply ´cause
You think i´m just depress and y´oure right!

My ex boyfriends...

No, you don´t even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So i wont say your names
Anyway, you begin have to know
It´s all about you (X8)

The name who has the number one start with a T
He said : "Hey come on it´s gonna be so fun"
But it´s the ~most and~ funny person that i have ever mets
Anyway he was gorgeous and sweets
Boring that ~suit~
Until the day he said, until the day he said :
Sorry baby but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in commun
Age : twenty-six
Dumped : after two months
Profession : liar, liar, liar, liar, you such a fucking liar!

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (X3)
We were in love...!

The name who has the number two start with a K
No, i´m sure it start with a C but with a K he think he´s the coolest
I was ready to leave Paris for him
And be good housewife in the middle of the Kansas
But from one day to the other
He decided it was over
For no reason you know, just because it´s over.
He was so romantic
Sex was so eletric
Everything was magic
But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick!
Age : thirty-three
Dumped : after three months of dreams and tears and tears and tears and teaaaars...

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (X3)
We were in love...!

The name who has the number three start with a M
The winner of the competition
The worse of them...
All the days he watch TV and ~Ducoc~ drink whisky
And scream his jalousy
He was not romantic
Sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic
He was just pathetic, just pathetic

There is some that you wanna talk about and some that you don´t
There is some that you wanna hear about and some that you don´t
Only hear about you guys i wanna hear about you!
´Cause anyway you know that is all about you
It´s all about you (X8)

Tell me why are you gone
You´re just loosers and i´m alone
Tell me why are you gone
You´re just loosers and i´m alone
Again...