I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
about this kid who just don´t like me and that´s a solid fact.
They say he´s hunting me and as you see I´m all swelled up with fear
cuz I can´t get him off my back.

If you see Jordan, he makes me sick,
high schools over and you still won´t quit.

You tried to fight me down at Tyler´s beach and man I think that´s great.
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls.
Then you drove home real quick, did you make it in time to masturbate?
There´s one too many of you in this world.

You say its chivalry, but its jealousy that led us to this song.
Won´t play it often just at least until you´re gone.
You´ll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that´s pretend.
You tried to brainwash all my friends.

Fuck you Jordan you make me sick, high schools over,
I don´t care if you die your hair you´ll always be a little red head bitch.