I´m hiding in a bush outside your window
I´m feeling sick and numb
Fed all my best lines to my best friend
So he could be the one
But I´m jerk because it worked
And I´ve just realised what I´ve done

Guess I´ll never be the guy to get the girl
Set it up so that he could rock your world
Promise me when you scream you fake it

Holly, I´m the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
You fell for ever single line I gave him
I know that I´m dumb
But Holly... I´m the one

So maybe I should just go home now
And let you have your fun
It doesn´t make it any easier
I live across the street but one
And if that clown let´s you down
Holly, you know here to come

Yes I could´ve been the guy to get the girl
Yes I could´ve been the one to rock your world
But I´m not, so I´ve got to face it

Holly, I´m the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He´s just a fraud ´cos I´m the guy who made him
I know that I´m dumb
But Holly... I´m the one

Who can´t believe you´re at my door
Cos he confessed that he´d been cheat again
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I´d been keeping
I am the one [x6]

You said you valued his integrity
And honesty is rare
He swore to you he´d never cheat again
He cried and said he cared
Well, he´s a jerk because it worked

Holly, I´m the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He used to be my best friend now I hate him
And it sucks that he won
Cos he´s a dick and you´re amazingf
I know that I´m dumb
But Holly... I´m the one