[Cartman:] Weeelllll-

[Kyle] Don´t do it Cartman!

[Cartman] Weeelllll-

[Kyle] I´m warning you!

[Cartman] Ok, ok!

[Kyle] I´m gettin´ pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

[Cartman] Weeelllll,

Kyle´s mom´s a bitch!
She´s a big fat bitch!
She´s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She´s a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
She´s a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle] Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she´s a bitch,
On Tuesday she´s a bitch,
On Wednesday thru Saturday she´s a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She´s a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle´s Mom,
She´s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She´s a mean old bitch,
And she has stupid hair!
She´s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
She´s a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Kyle´s Mom´s a bitch
And she´s such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle´s Mom,
She´s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She´s a mean old bitch,
And she has stupid hair!
She´s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
She´s a stupid bitch!
Kyle´s Mom´s a bitch,
And she´s such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Kyle´s Mom,
she´s a big fat, fuckin´ bitch!
Big, old, fat, fuckin´ bitch!
Kyle´s Mommmmmmmmmmm!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!