Yo, I wake up make a K-Cup then I blaze up, shave with a razorblade
My hat is still crooked
I´m reading a book and
My body was made in Maine
Man, I´m still deflecting all the bill collectors
And I hate when they say my name
My buzz would be massive
If I wasn´t slacking and
Jerking to Jayden Jaymes

Celtics sticker
On the bumper
Of a clunker
But my vocals real
Fuck rap. I might sell my mic and buy a snowmobile

I can´t relate to throwing money when she makes it clap
I can relate to doing dishes. We should take a nap:
Tired like Michelin of your wrists when they´re glistening
We don´t want no yacht to float but just a boat to go fishing in
Man my whole yard is a minor mess
Go hard till my dying breath
Owe bars to the IRS
We got no Rs in our dialect
Me and my peeps speak a different kind of speech
Where Verizon 4G don´t reach
(Can you me now?)
Coming live from where mill towns are still towns
Even though they shut the mills down

But I´m feeling like the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Wear a seal-skin jersey to the Sea Dogs game
I´m the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Plow truck all gold never hydroplane
I tell em: Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
It´s the way life should be: everything´s pleasant
Tell ´em: this-th-th-this is 207.

Hey, hey, I heard the news in the street
That we´re the shit and you´re the pubes on the seat
Even though I triple bogey that par 5
Rangoon with my mai tai
Steal another motherfucker´s WiFi
Got Texas Pete on my Five Guys
I´m back
Facts: spit a little bit but I never made a gat go cap cap pap
But my backpack on and I´m smoking
Being homeless is bogus
So paying bills is my motive
Can´t afford G4s I´m poor on tour in a worn ´04 Ford Focus
Ayup
I know that this weed might be the death of me
but I got this "O" broke up like it´s parentheses
I´m yellin ayup
I weigh a buck forty still but when my finger tips touch the quill
I´ll be feeling like I´m Paul Pierce and I´m Rondo
I´m John Deere and I´m John Doe
I´m the rap star from the back yard who never acts hard or went half-heart
I´m the Peoples Douche:
AKA The Truth
Everytime that I get in the booth I´ll be feeling like

But I´m feeling like the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Wear a seal-skin jersey to the Sea Dogs game
I´m the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Plow truck all gold never hydroplane
I tell em: Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
It´s the way life should be: everything´s pleasant
Tell ´em: this-th-th-this is 207.

I´m from the 420 minus 213
I´m on the throne if you´re looking for who to unseat
I got mooseblood in my goblet
Lobsters in my optics
I´m live on the map
Where the dudes don´t rap
In the Altima black who I do go past
Come hop in
Find me chillin in Rockland
where the townies sell oxies
So the coroners got coffins
It´s my fault my paid because of what I say
I rock it for a profit pockets fat as Paul Lepage
Got a tattoo on my arm that says "Don´t Stop"
Cuz other guys told me otherwise when we talked
I told em Wells, Maine what the sign say
Where I go ape with my primates
Rhyme great
16s like 2 times 8
Wine grapes and prime steaks
Damn I´m feeling marvelous
Had a hand with no good cards in it that I parted with
I´m an artisan
I think you´re an amateur
Kids, cops, janitors
All pull out their cameras
When I walk out of Hannaford

But I´m feeling like the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Wear a seal-skin jersey to the Sea Dogs game
I´m the King of Maine
The King of Maine
Plow truck all gold never hydroplane
I tell em: Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
Welcome to 207.
Welcome-Welcome to 207.
It´s the way life should be: everything´s pleasant
Tell ´em: this-th-th-this is 207.