I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When I want an ice old beer
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
Those are the words that I wanna hear
We´ll get along- you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
Cuz I´m a pretty bitchin´ commodity

Dear old dad, well now he´s dead
But when he was alive he always said
"make those bitches take care of you - Cause that´s what women were born to do!"

That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for!
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That´s what girls are for!
That´s what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections
Do my laundry - pay my bills Crush my Oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
On the weekend you can roto-till You´ll see it´s a way of life
Do a good job and you can be my wife!
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding you ain´t gonna be my wife!

Dear old dad, god rest his soul
He´d wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"make me an sangwich" is what he said

Yeah

That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for
Sewing, cooking, being good looking
That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for

Love Me Rub Me Suck My Nubby!
Anyone can see, when you´re waiting on me - nothing makes me feel more alive!
And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!!

That´s what girls are for
Sing it with feeling!
That´s what girls are for
Even my mom agrees!
That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for

Wearing high heels and copping some feels
That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for
Kissin Lickin
tastes like chicken!
That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for
Being real dumb, and making me cum!
That´s what girls are for
That´s what girls are for
S My D and L my B´s some more!!