The food will be great and the drinks will be free
and all the sexy girls´ll wanna party with me
The weed will be toked and Colombian coke
Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that´s no joke

It´s the party of the century that´s right
Unfortunately it´s tomorrow night

I´m going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah
I´m gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
But tonight I´m gonna jerk off (Aww, feels good!)

It´s in Beverly Hills they got prescription pills
and Kiefer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
They got sushi and rice, Lowembrau is on ice
In the living room they´re playing naked Twister and dice

The security and pussy will both be tight
But I´m on the list for tomorrow night

But tonight I´m playing Angry Birds
Like a million other stupid nerds
Tonight I´m gonna burp the worm BY MYSELF!

Ponies and Clowns, they´ll be walking around
Naked People having sex all over the ground
Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken
In the backyard Iron Maiden is rockin´
The couch is on fire and nobody cares
Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs YEAH!

Tomorrow night, Tomorrow Night

I´m going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
Tomorrow night, YEAH, WOOOOOAH

Get some slick´ em on my hangdown!
Some lip on my dick

TOMORROW NIGHT