I´m gonna buy myself a small plane,
I´m gonna crash it on their south lawn,
I´m gonna sleep down by his quarters,
I´d like to have sex with his daughters,

I´m gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their south lawn,
Just big enough for me

I´m just another freight truck driver,
He´s just another white house skiver,
Had a gun, radio air-craft, big bell, your duty to broadcast

I´m gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their south lawn,
Just big enough for me
I´m gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their war zone,
Just big enough for me

I´m gonna have to shoot my way out,
To give the acting boys some more plot.
I was Butch Cassidy´s tutor, although Sun Dance was cuter.

I´m gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their south lawn,
Just big enough for me
Gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their south lawn,
Gonna buy myself a small plane,
Gonna crash it on their war zone,
Gonna buy myself a small plane,
Can I crash it on your front lawn?
Just big enough for me
For me, for me,
For me, for me,
For me, for me.