Seven days was all she wrote
A kind of ultimatum note, she gave to me
She gave to me
When I thought the field had cleared
It seems another suit appeared to challenge me
Woe is me
Thought I hate to make a choice
My options are decreasing mostly rapidly
Well, we´ll see
I don´t think she´d bluff this time
I really haveto make her mine
It´s plain to see, it´s him or me

Monday, I could wait ´til Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wedn´sday would be fine
Thursday´s on my mind
Friday´d give me time
Saturday could wait
But Sunday´d be too late

The fact he´s over six feet ten
Might instill fear in other men
But not in me
The mighty flea
Ask if I am mouse or man
The mirror squeaked, away I ran
He´ll murder me in time for his tea
Does it bother me at all?
My rival is Neanderthal

It makes me think
Perhaps I need a drink
I.Q. is no problem here
We won´t be playing Scrabble for
Her hand, I fear
I need that beer

Monday, I could wait ´til Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wedn´sday would be fine
Thursday´s on my mind
Friday´d give me time
Saturday could wait
But Sunday´d be too late

Seven days will quickly go
The fact remains, I love her so
Seven days
So many ways
But I can´t run away
I can´t run away

Monday, I could wait ´til Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wedn´sday would be fine
Thursday´s on my mind
Friday´d give me time
Saturday could wait
But Sunday´d be too late

Do I have to tell a story
Of a thousand rainy days
Since we first met?
It´s a big enough umbrella
But it´s always me that ends up
Getting wet. Yeah, yeah