Gwarn!
Wake up in the in the mornin´ and it´s hard to live.
Hard to live, yes it´s hard to live
And it will be a long time before that shit starts to give.
And every single day it´s getting harder to live.
But I would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that i got mic control, do you got mic control?
Ya no dis this stylee when ours is original.

This man, makin´ money how I know, won´t be no man of me.
In my bed I watch TV.
I´m drunk by noon, but that´s OK.
I´ll be President some day.
Light my cigarette, and I think,
Burt Suzanka made me drink.
Load the box and I´ll pump that shit.
Got my (It´s the Ziggens) greatest hits
Got my (It´s the Ziggens) greatest hits

Is this band making money? I don´t know.
It´s the writing on the wall.
All my friends drink alcohol.
I´m too drunk to light the bong.
I´m too stoned to write this song.
Light my cigarette, and I think,
Burt Suzanka made me drink.
Load the box and I´ll pump that shit.