See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer.
[Laughter]
Pretty much.
Got matches?
And I´m not lyin´ one fuckin´ bit, either.
Are you guys musicians?
We´re magicians.
What kind of music y´all play?
The kind that..I dunno.
Ask and so you shall receive.
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? Oh, reggae!
I´m not too into reggae.
Why not?
Oh well...
I don´t like it, that´s why.
We play rock, blues. Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi?
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Oh.
I like a little of this kind of music.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I like jazz, blues.
Oh, jazz is great.
I´m not too into rap.
I really don´t like that rap.
Rap? Rap.
I like oldies.
Some rock, some hard rock.
I even like a little mexican music.
Don´t understand the shit they´re sayin´.
Don´t understand nuthin´, but I like it.
Now, the indian music.
Now that´s somethin´ to trip off of!
Acid.
Because every song is like...
You´d better be trippin´ pretty hard.
Uh-huh.
I´ll bet you trip hard.
Acid.
Oh, he´s got it goin´ on.
Don´t you go near ya hand...
Yeah.
Everyday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyday I say, oh please don´t lie.
We gotta leave. I swear.
You should get a real one, man, what´s your fuckin problem?
Ah-hah.
I never said I thought you were stupid either.
He ain´t got nuthin´ on there.
Can one of y´all spare 20 cents.
I don´t even have 20 cents.
I don´t even have...uh..
If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...
I´d spend the last one...
This guy´s got 20 cents, I´d bet you.
My wallet´s inside.
Yeah, right, c´mon. Yeah, c´mon, you got money.
Yeah, you got cash.
Yeah, we know you got money, man.
Actually, I think I have a buck.
Give her the fuckin´ quarter!
We checked you out, we know you...
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? Oh, reggae!
I´m not too into reggae.
C´mon down.
One more time.
C´mon down. C´mon down.
Yeah.
Go down and see your baby now.
No.
We love you, yeah.
When I heard the verdict the first time, I was sitting there.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Can´t go in there.
Fuck.
I know he wasn´t..
I immediately gave him all my money.
Fuck.
I know he wasn´t.
I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason.
You can stay here.
Hey man.
On that one.
You got a good samaritan here.
The mother-fuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk
in public.
What´s goin´ on?
I´m gonna break down the...
He´s really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn´t work.
You should get a real one, man, what´s you fuckin´ problem.
Laaa...got a night down...
Yah.
Who´s this guy?
[x2] That´s Opie.
Opie.
Opie is our master.
Who´s this guy?
That´s Opie.
Yah.
Who´s this guy?
[x2] That´s Opie.
[x5] Opie.
[x2] That´s Opie.
[x5] Opie.
And Opie is our master.
I am the master.
He´s so smart, he´s the smartest guy we know.
He created this.
Knock me out.
Master of the mother-fucker.
Wait, I have one.
Try that.
He usually doesn´t speak.
Like, every 2 weeks.
He speaks in tongues.
Oh, in tounges.
He only speaks every 2 weeks.
(incoherent rambling)
Hey, y´all meet Raleigh?
This is like, speaking in tounges...
Whoo!