I put the S-L-Y, the sly in House of Slytherin
The H-O-T, the hot in House of Slytherin
The S-I-N, the sin in House of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T, the slut in House of Slytherin

We always cheat at Quidditch ´cause we like to play dirty
Knock you off your broom so we can win by thirty
We always say what´s on our minds, concisely, never wordy
We´re the coolest kids at school, you Ravenclaws are nerdy
Professor Snape´s our Head of House, so we excel at Potions
We don´t have to work hard, we just go through the motions
My complexion´s very smooth because I use special lotions
Shop at Knockturn Alley, for all our magic notions

(Yeah, you know how we do
Slytherins for life!)

I put the S-L-Y, the sly in House of Slytherin
The H-O-T, the hot in House of Slytherin
The S-I-N, the sin in House of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T, the slut in House of Slytherin

There´s an orgy in our common room every Friday night
When a Gryffindor steps to us we always start a fight
We´re not always well-behaved, we don´t always do what´s right
We´re really good kissers, but I must warn we bite
We take coed bubble baths in the Prefects´ bathroom
Lucius Malfoy makes sure Draco has the fastest broom
Our dorms are in the dungeons ´cause we like to live in gloom
Trelawney can predict Harry Potter´s coming doom

I put the S-L-Y, the sly in House of Slytherin
The H-O-T, the hot in House of Slytherin
The S-I-N, the sin in House of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T, the slut in House of Slytherin

Our uniforms are grey and green because we´re from old money
Only wealthy pure-blood boys are allowed to call me honey
The Basilisk was not a myth unlike the Easter bunny
When it petrified Hermione we found it rather funny
Salazar´s our founding father with a master plan
To keep out all the mudbloods by putting up a ban
The best headmaster in history was Phineas Nigellus
His portrait hangs on the wall to make Dumbledore jealous

I put the S-L-Y, the sly in House of Slytherin
The H-O-T, the hot in House of Slytherin
The S-I-N, the sin in House of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T, the slut in House of Slytherin

To the H, to the O, to the U-S-E
To the O, to the F, to the S-L-Y
To the T, to the H, to the E-R-I-N
What´s that spell? House of Slytherin!

I put the S-L-Y, the sly in House of Slytherin
The H-O-T, the hot in House of Slytherin
The S-I-N, the sin in House of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T, the slut in House of Slytherin

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
All good witches go to heaven
If that´s the case, then I guess I´m going to hell
You know what I say to that, I say: Oh well!