C´mon baby,
Yeah, big ol´ wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c´mon, everybody ought´a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don´t waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I´m lookin´ for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I´ll leave you far behind
When the goin´ gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I´ve heard it all before
I ain´t gonna take any more
When the goin´ gets tough
You can kiss my ass

Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c´mon babe)

I´ve heard it all before
And I ain´t gonna take no more, no no
When the goin´ gets tough
Kiss my ass!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin´ on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It´s gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin´ gets tough
They can kiss my ass

Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C´mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C´mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin´ on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C´mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I´ve got your hole
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

I´ve heard it all before
And we ain´t gonna take it no more
When the goin´ gets rough
When the goin´s to tough
When the goin´ gets rough
They oughta´ kiss my ass