[parlé]
Damn, a hard day´s rockin´. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m´toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who´s this? How´s it goin´?
[sung]
That´s the first thin´ I say to you.
How´s it goin´? Are you flowin´?
Listen honey,
Thinkin´ ‘bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin´, growin´,
Man I´d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin´ sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
‘Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you´re groovin´,
Put on a cool ‘70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It´s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. [sex]
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? [sex]
That´s what I´m offerin´ you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It´s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin´ down by your feet.
It´s me, it´s JB, I´m suckin´ upon your toes.

We don´t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin´ sex with me and KG,
Now you´re talkin´ double team supreme.

Let´s roll!
Oh!
[2-part]: Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that´s it, that´s right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I´m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
…Splooge!

[parlé]
That was the one.

KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!
KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!