Chorus:
´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we´ll be rockin´
´Cause it´s fucking insane.
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond
On a platinum chain.

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was busking he was all the rage.
He met Jabbles and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in Hell :
Cock push-ups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there´s somewhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.


´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we´ll be rockin´
´Cause it´s fucking insane.
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better
Than a chicken chow mein.

´Cause he who is sleazy
Is easy to pleasey.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey,
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie.

So come on!

the wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
The demon almost killed him with an Evil Kapow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow".

´Cause it´s the Pick of Destiny, child
You know where we´ll be rockin´
´Cause it´s fucking insane.
It´s just the Pick of Destiny, child
You know our movie´s better than the Citizen Kane.

´Cause he who´s a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starky,
Is full of malarkey.
and he who si groovy,
Must be in my movie.

So come on!

Oh, ´cause if you´re a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
and if you´re a croney,
Then suck on my boney.
and if you are groove,
Then get in my movie!

It´s called "The Pick Of Destiny"!
"The pick Of Destiny".