They said release ´Remote Control´
But we didn´t want it on the label
They said, "Fly to Amsterdam"
The people laughed but the press went mad

Ooh ooh ooh someone´s really smart
Ooh ooh ooh complete control, that´s a laugh

On the last tour my mates couldn´t get in
I´d open up the back door but they´d get run out again
At every hotel we was met by the Law
Come for the party - come to make sure!

Ooh ooh ooh have we done something wrong?
Ooh ooh ooh complete control, even over this song

They said we´d be artistically free
When we signed that bit of paper
They meant let´s make a lotsa mon-ee
An´ worry about it later

Ooh ooh ooh I´ll never understand
Ooh ooh ooh complete control - lemme see your other hand!

All over the news spread fast
They´re dirty, they´re filthy
They ain´t gonna last!

This is Joe Public speaking
I´m controlled in the body, controlled in the mind

Total
C-o-n control - that means you!