Back in the garage with my bullshit detector
Carbon monoxide making sure it´s effective
People ringing up making offers for my life
But I just wanna stay in the garage all night

We´re a garage band
We come from garageland

Meanwhile things are hotting up in the West End alright
Contracts in the offices, groups in the night
My bummin´ slummin´ friends have all got new boots
An´ someone just asked me if the group would wear suits

I don´t wanna hear about what the rich are doing
I don´t wanna go to where the rich are going
They think they´re so clever, they think they´re so right
But the truth is only known by guttersnipes

There´s twenty-two singers! But one microphone
Back in the garage
There´s five guitar players! But one guitar
Back in the garage
Complaints! Complaints! Wot an old bag
Back in the garage
All night