Baby I was a loser
Several years on the DOLE
An Englishman with a very high voice
Doing rock and roll

There are seas of sleeveless T-shirts
And queues around the block
And every man, woman and child
Wants to
Suck my cock!

I´m in a band with my brother and my two best mates
So I never leave the house without my SM58

Every inch of you
You know I´m gonna work it
Every inch of you
Alright!

I wanted to be a doctor
I wanted to be a vet
Until I heard "Communication breakdown"
On a TDK D90 cassette
My entire adult life was spent defying the man
I got the whole arena eating out of my hand

Every inch of you
You know I´m gonna work it
Every inch of you

I´ve attended my last lectures
Slept through my last class
You can take your qualifications
And shove them up your ass

Every inch of you
You know I´m gonna work it
Every inch of you
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Every inch of you
Every inch of you