Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe´s
I kicked and screamed
Said "Please, don´t go"

Grandma take me home

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn´t chew my meat too good

Grandma take me home

Said "Why don´t you stop your crying,
go outside and ride your bike?"
That´s what I did
I killed my toe

Grandma take me home

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother´s arms

Grandma take me home, never take me home [x8]
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone.