Self serve got your teenage laws,
Can´t believe you give me such a support
Wooo - it´s hard to see you reproduce,
But now your kicking going on too loose

The odds are even can you kick it again,
You know that´s not an easy face to forget
Wooo - it ain´t religion that your looking for,
But it should be the law

I know you´re thinking that your good as gold,
Your bitch is stealing from the Mother Lord
We know we never taught you right from wrong,
Like a dishonest John,
Like a dishonest John
Bass drum with lead guitar
You dirty dog
Solo over

Drop names like you give me scar,
Can´t leave my monkeys all over the floor
Wooo-I can´t believe that you´ve got the nerve,
So keep your money will be all you deserve

Don´t wanna hear another hair brained scheme,
You must know I´m not that kind of machine

You´re such a woman when your money has gone,
Like a dishonest John, like a dishonest John