Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don´t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I´ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin´-sex ways of the past

(Samberg)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma Taccone)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin´, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Samberg)

Oh, hey, didn´t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I´m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn´t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain´t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!

(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
I´m so humbled by a girl´s ability to let me do her
´Cause honestly, I´d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin´ girl´s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one´s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you´re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin´ us fuck you

She kept lookin´ at her watch (Doesn´t matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn´t matter, had sex!)
I think she might´ve been a racist (Doesn´t matter, had sex!)l
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I´ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin´-sex ways of the past