Think I´ll let her keep on going,
Wherever it is she´s going to,
Give her my autograph and tell her,
It´s been nice knowing you.

Cause she´s the star collector,
Collector of stars,
She only aims to please,
Young celebrities,
Yeah, she´s the star collector,
Collector of stars,
How can I love her,
When I just don´t respect her?

When everything is going my way,
She wants to be close at hand,
She moves to some other doorway,
When things don´t go,
The way she planned.

Yes, she´s the star collector,
Collector of stars,
She only aims to please,
Young celebrities,
Yeah, she´s the star collector,
Collector of stars,
Oh, it won´t take much time,
Before I get her off my mind.