I´m seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she´s got baggage and it´s all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don´t mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

Oh man she´s got issues
And I´m gonna pay
She thinks she´s the victim
Yeah

Now I know she´ll feel abandoned
If I don´t stay over late
And I know she´s afraid to commit
But it´s only our second date

Oh man she´s got issues
And I´m gonna pay
She thinks she´s the victim
But she takes it all out on me

I don´t know why you´re messed up
I don´t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don´t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That´s where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he´s gone
But I wish you wouldn´t call me daddy
When we´re gettin´ it on

Oh man she´s got issues
And I´m gonna pay
She´s playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My god she´s got issues
And I´m gonna pay

If you think I´m controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you´re not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don´t know why you´re messed up
I don´t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door