Who´s that girl that´s always first to raise her hand?
(I know who!)
Her name is Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
(Ugh, me too!)
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting! Looks like she hasn´t washed her hair in three whole weeks!!!

What kind of parents name their kid Hermione anyway???
(Em, Mugles!)
Ew!!!!

What kind of name is Hermione?
It makes me think of something whiny
(Like cats!)
She´s already in Arithmancy
(Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
I really hate that she´s smarter than me
(Ugh, me too!)

But, have you heard that her parents are dentists?
( Dentists?)
That means they pick around in dirty Muggles´ teeth
(Ew!)
But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter
(I love him!)
And that other red head boy...
- Wait, what´s his name?
Ralph?
Ronaldo?
Ricky?
Rocko?
Rudolf?
Rambo?
Richy?
Raymond?
Ryan?
Mark?
Jason?
Aaron?
Luke?
- It´s RON!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, okay.

What kind of name is Hermione? It´s a made-up name I guarantee
(Mm-hum Mm-hum)
Always sucking up in History! Do you think she stole the answer key?
(I bet she did!)


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What kind of name is Hermione?
What kind of name is Hermione?
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…That little witch!