(Daddy, will you tell me the story about the chicken? hahahahaha...)

(ahahahaha...
ahahaha
Let´s double track that...)

Haven´t seen the sun in weeks
My skin is getting pale
Haven´t got a mind left to speak
And I´m skinny as a rail

Lightbulbs are getting dim
My interests are starting to wane
I´m told it´s everything a man could want
And I shouldn´t complain

Conversations getting dull
There´s a constant buzzing in my ears
Sense of humor´s void and numb
And I´m bored to tears

I´m bored to tears, yeah...
I´m bored to tears, yeah...

If you´re looking for an accomplice
A confederate, somebody´s who´s helpless
You´re gonna find, you´ll find yourself alone

If you´re looking for cut-throat
Singing above note, looking for a scapegoat
You´re gonna find, you´ll find yourself alone

Looking for sympathy
I can get you something
Something good, something good to eat

Haven´t had a decent meal
My brain is fried
Haven´t slept a week for real
My tongue is tied

Lightbulbs are getting dim
My interests are starting to wane
I´m told it´s everything a man could want
And I shouldn´t complain

Conversations getting dull
There´s a constant ringing in my ears
Sense of humor´s void and numb
And I´m bored to tears

I´m bored to tears, yeah...
I´m bored to tears, yeah...

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahhh....

(hahahaha)