One Hound Starts Barking
Sets The Whole Pack Off
Never Try To Pinch Off
Anymore Than You Can Flush
Don´t Sit And Sniver While Your Life
Is Going To The Dogs
Because You Can´t Lament The Consequence
Of Ignoring Murphy´s Law
When You´re Sitting Around On A Curbstone
And You´re Wondering What The Fuck
It´s Then You Realize You´re Shit Outta Luck

We´re Drinkin´ All The Dopes Up
And They´re Smoking Up The Beers
The Police Came, Kicked In The Doors
And Cuffed ‘Em By The Ears
You Know You´re Damned If Ye Don´t
And Twice Damned If You Do
We Say If You Think That Way
You´ll End Up In The Stew
When You´re Sitting There On A Block
Of Stone And You´re Wondering What The Fuck
The Jailman Shakes His Keys At You Hah
Shit Outta Luck

When You´re Sittin´ There With Your
Head In Hand And You´re Wondering
What The Fuck It´s Then You Realise You´re
Shit Outta Luck

The World Is Hell Handbasket Bound
And Coming To An End
We´d Better Hoard Up All The Booze
And Drink It With Our Friends
When You´re Lying There Bubbeling
Gurgeling With Your Face Down In The Muck
With Angels Hovering Whispering
You´re Shit Outta Luck
St. Peter, God And Jesus Say You´re
Shit Outta Luck
When Even Old Beelzebub Won´t Have Ye…
Shit Outta Luck