Thistle Boy, commin´ up down the Highlands way
Got a purple hairdoo got a bottle of whisky yeah
Jumpin´ up & down then rollin´ all around Aee
He said Ach Aye I said I know you´re a Thistle Boy
You´re a Thistle Boy too

Oh yeah he´s a Thistle Boy
Oh yeah he´s a Thistle Boy
Oh yeah he´s a Thistle Boy
Yeah I said I know
He´s a Thistle Boy
He´s a Thistle Boy
Yeah yeah yeah Wooo

Headed downtown and going against the grain
He´s the chufter´s got a lot to say
Meaning no harm with a lassie under arm aye
He say Ach Aye I say I know, you´re a Thistle Boy
I´m a Thistle Boy too

Now who´s always screaming down the hall