Brad:
Hey Janet.

Janet:
Yes Brad?

Brad:
I´ve got something to say.

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride´s bouquet.

Janet:
Oh Brad.

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let´s plan it. (Janet)
So please, don´t tell me to can it. (Janet)
I´ve one thing to say and that´s Dammit, Janet I love you.

The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There´s a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there´s one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I´ve one thing to say and that´s Dammit, Janet I love you.

Here´s a ring to prove that I´m no joker.
There´s three ways that love can grow.
That´s good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so.

Janet:
Oh, it´s nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we´re engaged and I´m so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad)
I´ve one thing to say and that´s Brad, I´m mad, for you too.
Oh Brad...

Brad:
Oh... dammit.

Janet:
I´m mad...

Brad:
Oh, Janet.

Janet:
For you.

Brad:
I love you too.

Brad & Janet:
There´s one thing left to do - ah - oo.

Brad:
And that´s go see the man who began it. (Janet)
When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet)
Now I´ve one thing to say and that´s Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Dammit, Janet.

Janet:
Oh Brad, I´m mad.

Brad:
Dammit, Janet.

Brad & Janet:
I... love... you.